Catty Magic Anons
'meow': my muse is now a cat
'mew mew': my muse is now being followed by a dozen stray cats
'miao': my muse hallucinates that everyone they talk to is a cat
'nyaa~': my muse now has a cat tail and ears
'maow': my muse can only speak in cat noises
'purr': my muse is unable to resist the temptation of clawing any and all furniture
'mrrr': my muse will rub up against anyone they like when greeted
'mao': my muse goes out hunting and presents their kills to the one they love

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Alessia: Hello, Alicia. You can call me Alessia if that won’t be confusing. You’re Liam’s friend?

Alessia…That’s a cool name. If you want to, you can just call me California or something. I really don’t mind. And yeah, Liam’s my bro. But I do have to say you’re prettier than him. 

Would you rather be less attractive and rich or extremely attractive and poor?

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looks and wealth aren’t that important

I’d rather be ok looking and be middle class

all you need in life is someone to love and enough money to live

maybe a little bit extra to play around with but riches and appearance aren’t important

at least not to me

To be honest, I condone you for your sweetness and sour or whatever, but I have a better idea.

I’d be extremely attractive (aka as I am right now) and poor, seduce a rich guy, and take his money. 

*laughter*

ehehehe…that’s a funny joke Alicia…

What? I’m not joking. I’m being honest. Isn’t that a virtue?

*big innocent eyes*

Would you rather be less attractive and rich or extremely attractive and poor?

ask-aph-ohio-state:

looks and wealth aren’t that important

I’d rather be ok looking and be middle class

all you need in life is someone to love and enough money to live

maybe a little bit extra to play around with but riches and appearance aren’t important

at least not to me

To be honest, I condone you for your sweet and sour or whatever, but I have a better idea.

I’d be extremely attractive (aka as I am right now) and poor, seduce a rich guy, and take his money. 

*laughter*

Hello Alice!*grins charmingly* You're looking cute, sweetheart~*winks*

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Alicia, hi there *smiles* thank you *blush*

Sorry about the whole Cabernet Franc debacle…I’ll make sure to bring rosé wine next time. Er—and for your knowledge, it doesn’t mean that it’s made out roses. I’s just sweeter wine that’s usually rose colored. 

Anyways, how are you today?

I know that :T I might be a bit of an airhead at times but I’m not clueless

*blinks* I never said you were. I just though it was a fun fact. 

*hurt*

AH I’m sorry Alicia I shouldn’t have been a smart alek! Im sorry!

It’s okay—It wasn’t that mean anyways. *smile*

I heard about you and Liam dancing. *leans back* Was it fun?

*blushes* uh…yeah it was fun….

Ooh, did he kiss you?

*covers face* well…not on the lips….

*raises eyebrow* Huh, that’s calm of him. *leans in closer* Was it…nice?

yeah….but…..it also kinda made me confused……

*tilts head* How so?

Hello Alice!*grins charmingly* You're looking cute, sweetheart~*winks*

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Alicia, hi there *smiles* thank you *blush*

Sorry about the whole Cabernet Franc debacle…I’ll make sure to bring rosé wine next time. Er—and for your knowledge, it doesn’t mean that it’s made out roses. I’s just sweeter wine that’s usually rose colored. 

Anyways, how are you today?

I know that :T I might be a bit of an airhead at times but I’m not clueless

*blinks* I never said you were. I just though it was a fun fact. 

*hurt*

AH I’m sorry Alicia I shouldn’t have been a smart alek! Im sorry!

It’s okay—It wasn’t that mean anyways. *smile*

I heard about you and Liam dancing. *leans back* Was it fun?

*blushes* uh…yeah it was fun….

Ooh, did he kiss you?

*covers face* well…not on the lips….

*raises eyebrow* Huh, that’s calm of him. *leans in closer* Was it…nice?

Hello Alice!*grins charmingly* You're looking cute, sweetheart~*winks*

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Alicia, hi there *smiles* thank you *blush*

Sorry about the whole Cabernet Franc debacle…I’ll make sure to bring rosé wine next time. Er—and for your knowledge, it doesn’t mean that it’s made out roses. I’s just sweeter wine that’s usually rose colored. 

Anyways, how are you today?

I know that :T I might be a bit of an airhead at times but I’m not clueless

*blinks* I never said you were. I just though it was a fun fact. 

*hurt*

AH I’m sorry Alicia I shouldn’t have been a smart alek! Im sorry!

It’s okay—It wasn’t that mean anyways. *smile*

I heard about you and Liam dancing. *leans back* Was it fun?

*blushes* uh…yeah it was fun….

Ooh, did he kiss you?

Hello Alice!*grins charmingly* You're looking cute, sweetheart~*winks*

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askcaliforniaaph:

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Alicia, hi there *smiles* thank you *blush*

Sorry about the whole Cabernet Franc debacle…I’ll make sure to bring rosé wine next time. Er—and for your knowledge, it doesn’t mean that it’s made out roses. I’s just sweeter wine that’s usually rose colored. 

Anyways, how are you today?

I know that :T I might be a bit of an airhead at times but I’m not clueless

*blinks* I never said you were. I just though it was a fun fact. 

*hurt*

AH I’m sorry Alicia I shouldn’t have been a smart alek! Im sorry!

It’s okay—It wasn’t that mean anyways. *smile*

I heard about you and Liam dancing. *leans back* Was it fun?

Hello Alice!*grins charmingly* You're looking cute, sweetheart~*winks*

ask-aph-ohio-state:

askcaliforniaaph:

ask-aph-ohio-state:

Alicia, hi there *smiles* thank you *blush*

Sorry about the whole Cabernet Franc debacle…I’ll make sure to bring rosé wine next time. Er—and for your knowledge, it doesn’t mean that it’s made out roses. I’s just sweeter wine that’s usually rose colored. 

Anyways, how are you today?

I know that :T I might be a bit of an airhead at times but I’m not clueless

*blinks* I never said you were. I just though it was a fun fact. 

*hurt*

Hello Alice!*grins charmingly* You're looking cute, sweetheart~*winks*

ask-aph-ohio-state:

Alicia, hi there *smiles* thank you *blush*

Sorry about the whole Cabernet Franc debacle…I’ll make sure to bring rosé wine next time. Er—and for your knowledge, it doesn’t mean that it’s made out roses. I’s just sweeter wine that’s usually rose colored. 

Anyways, how are you today?

*Slides in* Hey yo. I have some Cabernet Franc for you. It's red wine and it's spicy. And delicious.

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GIMME! i mean- thenk you very much Alicia i promise to drink responsibly

 

*chugs water* THATS SPICY!!!

*confused because that’s not how spicy wine works*

Er, you do realize that spicy wine is wine with spices like clove and rosemary, not pepper and stuff, right?

But here, have more water. 

I meant the after taste…

It’s black cherry, raspberry and black grapes. 

So uh-

How?

I dunno maybe oh…..I drank hot sauce…..

Now? But how would it be in the aftertaste, then?

*takes Alice’s glass and drinks some*

Mm, it’s the same as mine. Maybe it’s too strong for you. 

this damn magic anon….making my clumsiness even worse

But…how does that relate to the spiciness?

What?

*Slides in* Hey yo. I have some Cabernet Franc for you. It's red wine and it's spicy. And delicious.

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GIMME! i mean- thenk you very much Alicia i promise to drink responsibly

I’ll drink it with you. I want to watch you drink it and see how you react. 

Careful, it’s not sweet like Rose wine or milder like Beer. 

It’s bitter and spicy.

*opens the bottle and takes a sip* hm…not bad

Tch. ”not bad”

I’m fairly aka very  disappointed.

*uncorks the bottle and drinks half the thing in one go.*

*chugs water* THATS SPICY!!!

*confused because that’s not how spicy wine works*

Er, you do realize that spicy wine is wine with spices like clove and rosemary, not pepper and stuff, right?

But here, have more water. 

I meant the after taste…

It’s black cherry, raspberry and black grapes. 

So uh-

How?

I dunno maybe oh…..I drank hot sauce…..

Now? But how would it be in the aftertaste, then?

*takes Alice’s glass and drinks some*

Mm, it’s the same as mine. Maybe it’s too strong for you.